• someone: how old are you
  • me: mentally or physically
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If you have never been through this, submit yourself not to judge.

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i can’t wait to watch the news on the 22nd of december this year just to see what dumb shit people have done

i think i found a boy but don’t quote me because i’m usually wrong

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I have a secret obsession with Big Lots, and I will argue with you til I am blue in the face about how and why it is literally the greatest store ever.

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I have a date tonight.

Cue the flying pigs and toads falling from the sky. Here’s to hoping he takes me to see the Lion King…

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Somebody come take me out on a nice date. I’ll even pay for myself and wear a disguise so that you don’t have to be seen with me by the general public. No takers?! Okay, bye. Forever alone.

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Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by lolsummer69

Just got back from photoshootin’ with my friend.

About to spam you all with my face and stuff, sorry about that.

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I am so bad at flirting it isn’t even funny.

I might as well have a sign taped to my forehead that says ‘Hi, I’m awkward, weird, and I have no idea what I’m doing, so please just marry me so we can get this over with and I can stop feeling like an idiot constantly spewing word vomit because I am incapable of holding a conversation with those whom I crush on. Sincerely, Tyler.’

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