"I met Wendy Peterson when I was ten. She was eleven, one grade ahead of me in school. If I wasn’t queer we would have ended up having sloppy teenage sex and getting pregnant, contributing more fucked-up unwanted kids to society. But instead, she became my soulmate. And… one true partner in crime."
Mariah Carey - Obsessed
I’d like to go on the record and say that this is my anthem and all you lesser bitches who don’t absolutely love this song are clearly hard of hearing or something, I don’t even know. I’ve probably posted this before and I don’t care.