I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be."
— Unknown


sorry i can’t hang out tonight because im coming down with a severe case of i don’t fucking like you


things i do on my day off

  • jack off
  • watch tv
  • contemplate hanging out with friends
  • jack off


I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 


my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole