tyler dean. twenty two. michigan, usa. college student. i am obsessed and in love with britney jean spears and buffy the vampire slayer. always have been, always will be. i also love veronica mars, lana del rey, lindsay lohan, and one direction. this blog is occasionally inappropriate. you've been warned. 18+
I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you.
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it.
Good luck figuring out which one.
CAN PEOPLE MY AGE STOP GETTING THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, AND GETTING FAB JOBS BECAUSE I DIDN’T EVEN BRUSH MY HAIR TODAY