“Where I come from, having a dream doesn’t make you smart. Knowing it won’t come true - that does”
I love you hunny and I can’t wait to see your ass tomorrow. You’re my best friend in the whole world. Nobody understands us, and nobody can keep with us…and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It makes me happy, and we are gold when we are together. Nobody has life in them but us. I can’t wait to see your beautiful face tomorrow and get all sorts of fucked up with you like the precious motherfucking goddesses that we are. Precious times are about to occur, bitch. Just like they always do when the dynamic duo is together. Watch out."
— Voicemail message from my bestie